In the spirit of the New Year, we put down our BFG 9000s and beat the war drum for weapons that will only get you laughed at in combat.
5. Bubble Gun, Earthworm Jim 2
4. Leaf Shield, Mega Man 2
3. Solar Gun, Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns Of The Patriots
2. Wooden Sword, Ninja Gaiden
1. Red Ryder BB Gun, Fallout series